Jokes/Sarcasm on forums

[Anik]

Hey everyone, I made this topic after getting the idea from Micky's topic "Joke of the day". However my topic is gonna be different. It is going to include jokes or sarcasm where some of us had been through in this Kirricorp Duel Masters forum!
Trust me, you are going to roll on the floor laughing after you read them. Feel free to post about the times where you died laughing (obviously about some posts in this forum!).

Some Examples:

1) Tetradragon against Relinquished
2) Burner against the whole master
3) Buy 1 cookie and get 1 free
4) ZeroVash against mYsTeRiOuS
5) Neon against Syrius

[Relinquished]

Ha-ha, very funny!

Oh, and here are CB's Farewells to Rashaskool

[Syrius]

5) Neon against Syrius

uhm, after checking all 8 pages of that link of yours, the only reply of Neon that seemed connected to me was that "great" thing. i honestly don't get it. if it was sarcasm, it seems a bit too ambiguous... soo, explanations someone, pls

[Anik]

uhm, after checking all 8 pages of that link of yours, the only reply of Neon that seemed connected to me was that "great" thing. i honestly don't get it. if it was sarcasm, it seems a bit too ambiguous... soo, explanations someone, pls

i gave the link of the first page.........

You said
"soo, in other words,looking at the pairings, if i win till the semifinals, its likely i'll face either micky or nera. sweet if i win that, maybe i'll face duelme, burner or cb. sweet "

Neon said
"if u win it will be sweet"

This was sarcastic.

[Tetradragon]

uhm, after checking all 8 pages of that link of yours, the only reply of Neon that seemed connected to me was that "great" thing. i honestly don't get it. if it was sarcasm, it seems a bit too ambiguous... soo, explanations someone, pls

i gave the link of the first page.........

You said
"soo, in other words,looking at the pairings, if i win till the semifinals, its likely i'll face either micky or nera. sweet if i win that, maybe i'll face duelme, burner or cb. sweet "

Neon said.
"if u win it will be sweet"

This was sarcastic.

Uh Anik...Hate to break it to you but I can bet a million dollars that Neon wasn't sarcastic nor does he really understand sarcasm as a matter of fact.

[Anik]

Uh Anik...Hate to break it to you but I can bet a million dollars that Neon wasn't sarcastic nor does he really understand sarcasm as a matter of fact.

So you think Neon really meant it will be sweet if Syrius wins?

[Tetradragon]

Umm ya...or maybe he didn't understand what syrius meant at all.

[MIAR, Holy Commander]

Umm ya...or maybe he didn't understand what syrius meant at all.

The possibility of this one is much greater tetra. xD

Akash(neon) may kill you for posting this so be careful xD.